Tuesday, October 17, 2006

It's July 2006 and another Tour De France has come and gone and surprise for the 8th straight year it was won by an american.Consequently for the 8th straight year th winner Floyd Landis like his predessor Lance Armstrong has been accused of cheating . apparently his blood tested positive for excessive amounts of tetosterone.Are we surprised by the accusation?We shouldn't be after all we are talking about the French.France is the only country in the world that believes the credibility and progress of the american cycling program is a more important threat to global stability than terrorism is.The second reason we should not be surprised is this the tour de france is the only thing the french have going for them it attracts cyclist from around the world,it increases tourism,you get the point....The final reason we shouldn't be surprised is simply put The french hate us!And why do they hate us?America has always stood up and fought for it's principles,she has tried to right injustices around the world and defended itself and it's allies against tieriny and terror.What have the french done ?Well during wwII they bent over a table voluntarily for nazies, they spent the last 50 odd yrs trying to wash off the stench of cowardness.Thier master plan to accomplish this ; start a fight with the biggest dog in the yard over a bike race"HeyFrance here's a suggestion '' if you want to erase your cowardly past jump on the band wagon and fight global terrorism !!! Stop whining about male hormones and grow a set...................!

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